The Portland Express

"All Aboard!" The latest chapter in Conley Stone McAnally's village archaeology saga takes him on a quest of discovery along the great American rails. Boarding in Portland, Maine and cutting across the USA to Portland, Oregon, Conley meets an unusual cast of characters and a series of bizarre situations. Join Conley along with a broken-hearted Navy seaman, a munchkin on his way to an Oz reunion, the world's best meat loaf chef and others as they encounter small town America, main street parades, Bigfoot hunters, and an escaped chimpanzee - all in all, what you'd expect from a train trip with the world's foremost village archaeologist. 
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